If you don't have anything nice to say...

Can I get an AMEN!?  Yes!?... No? No.  Ok, fine.

So, I've noticed everyone is mean.  And I thought about writing a really insightful post about how we should all learn to get alone*, and all that peace nonsense.  But then I realized... I'm not very nice either.  Well, ok, I am.  But I like to think of myself as a mean bitch, even while I bend over backwards to be nice and helpful.  In my head, I'm really thinking, "Fuck you. You stupid skank."

See? I can be mean too.

I've forgotten where this is going.  I am going to create an ADD label for posts.  If I can remember to do so.

Whatever.

UPDATE/EDIT:  I was editing this post and found this typo and went to change it to "along", but I've decided better of it...

My phone is pissing me off. A conversation.

Ashley:

Let's discuss Mariah Carey for a moment. What is with that high pitched bird screech she does? Wait. Let me get back on topic. There was a much longer rant about it, but Jessica was talking way too fast.

Also, she's a grammar Nazi. I thought about putting an e in grammar just so she had something to correct.

Jessica:

What the fuck is our topic, anyway? How the hell can I think of something to contribute to a post about nothing except my righteous dislike of Mariah Carey's obnoxious inclusion of weird bird trilling noises in an otherwise utterly forgettable song. I don't care if you CAN, bitch. SHUT. UP. Oh and my grammar nazi-ism. What good shit we have here.

Ashley:

Exactly. I only listen to Ace of Base and Michael Jackson.

(Pause.)

Don't judge me.