Pillow Talk

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Jessica Brinleyposted toAshley Motzenbecker

I've got my sleeping bag, pj's, toothbrush, nail polish, and vodka. Am I forgetting anything?

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    Jodie Kilpatrick what are you doing?! cheaters!
    

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    Ashley Motzenbecker I can't believe you asked me this on facebook, thinking I might be timely. lol Sounds fantastic!
    

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    Jodie Kilpatrick you gals didn't answer my question! if you're going to cheat, at least be up front about it! hahahahahaha
    

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    Ashley Motzenbecker We are having a sleepover!
    

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    Ashley Motzenbecker hahahahaha
    

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    Jodie Kilpatrick figured so, by the laundry list up there...unless you're going to some weird strip club!
    

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    Ashley Motzenbecker lol!
    

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    Ashley Motzenbecker An excellent idea. I'll have to get started on a pajama strip club, that includes semi-nude mani/pedi's, flossing and shots of vodka!
    

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    Ashley Motzenbecker OMG! I am laughing so hard at the thought of that! I can barely breathe!
    

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    Jodie Kilpatrick yeah! you can call it "pillow talk"
    

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    Ashley Motzenbecker SWEET!
    

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    Jodie Kilpatrick butt floss or mint floss?
    

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    Ashley Motzenbecker LMAO!
    

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    Ashley Motzenbecker Seems like we should have both...
    

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    Jodie Kilpatrick well only the best stripper would have the gluteus maximus control to floss a patron's teeth with the floss she's wearing...
    

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    Ashley Motzenbecker We will indeed have excellent strippers. No sense in doing this half-way.
    

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Um. What the F*** was THAT?

Ok, so if you don't want to watch the whole trailer (you anti-Twilight fans), you can skip to 1:48 and listen to the strangled, retarded noise that comes out of Bella at the end.

I mean, that noise was CLASSIC. It was like a cross between a puke, a yell and a vampire/werewolf hybrid death rattle. Amazing.

Slow. Fucking. Clap. Kristen Stewart.

In all seriousness (yes, seriously) I love Twilight. But no, that noise was just weird. Jodie thinks I should give the girl a break, she is having a vampire baby, after all. But it's way more fun to make fun of her.

If I was having a vampire baby, I'd keep my garbled screams and throaty coughs to a minimum, thank you very much, lest the vampires decide that I'm not as cool as they thought I was and then eat me. Although, maybe that would be ok...

I'm getting off topic.

Also - I'm available to any vampires, as a lover... not a meal. Seriously.

Tea Party Interrupted.

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Cat Daddy?

Ok, so... I came across this video.  Honestly, I must be too white for this, because it seems like a bunch of random nonsense.

"Move your arms like ur wheelchair stuck."

Hah! Wow.

By the way, I had to consult the Urban Dictionary on this whole "Cat Daddy" thing (another sign I'm too white for this). And really, I'm still confused.

Vampire Juicebox

LOVE it!!