Um. What the F*** was THAT?

Ok, so if you don't want to watch the whole trailer (you anti-Twilight fans), you can skip to 1:48 and listen to the strangled, retarded noise that comes out of Bella at the end.

I mean, that noise was CLASSIC. It was like a cross between a puke, a yell and a vampire/werewolf hybrid death rattle. Amazing.

Slow. Fucking. Clap. Kristen Stewart.

In all seriousness (yes, seriously) I love Twilight. But no, that noise was just weird. Jodie thinks I should give the girl a break, she is having a vampire baby, after all. But it's way more fun to make fun of her.

If I was having a vampire baby, I'd keep my garbled screams and throaty coughs to a minimum, thank you very much, lest the vampires decide that I'm not as cool as they thought I was and then eat me. Although, maybe that would be ok...

I'm getting off topic.

Also - I'm available to any vampires, as a lover... not a meal. Seriously.