The World is Ending

I think this would be WAY cooler than an earthquake.

... or so I'm told.

Ok, so earlier this year the world was supposed to end.  I found the whole May 21st "End of Days" thing a little rude, because my birthday is the 29th, and I would have totally been jipped (what's up with that EARTH! or maybe it was God, I can't remember).  But, that didn't happen.  I was amazed.. seriously.

And then, there was that whole "earthquake" thing in Virginia (and apparently people in Georgia freaked out, whatever).  But when I checked that out, apparently I should be more concerned about Northern Peru and Vanatu, because that place seems out of control.  Seriously earth... stop bitching.  It's annoying the people of Peru.

Now, there is this whole HURRICANE Irene thing.  And of course it's probably going to MURDER New York, and that's unfair, because it's New York City.  Ok?

So... apparently all this devastating, destructiveness means that the world is ending.. again.  I guess that means I should stock up on essentials, and break out my emergency supplies in case of riots.  I'll tell my husband to get the guns ready.

What would be REALLY awesome was if the Hurricane brought zombies with it.  Can you imagine?!  Zombies flying out of the eye of the storm, landing on windshields and then eating your brain!  A-MAZ-ING!

In any case, I'm ready for the end.  You better be too.

SHIT!  I'm out of milk.

P.S. - If this doesn't work out, there is always 12/21/12 to look forward to.